Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 80 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/30 (10/445 points)
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes